Archives: December2008

• Earglobes

  Shit that amuses me: When the kid blurts out stuff that’s not quite right.  Like Earglobe.  Like, what?  How would that even work? And scarecrow.  She says, scarecrow.  And we’re like, what?  And then she undoes the straps on her shoes.  Velcro.  What if her shoes really did act as scarecrows?  If birds scattered everytime she ran through a field.  If crows cawed anytime she put on her shoes.  Could be a hot item for farmers’ daughters.  When people say ‘I’ll keep [...]