Archives: May2008

• I have leprosy.

  Are you totally excited? I am. I finally got some new ink. It’s been, like, 100 years. I’ve always wanted to get my “ear” tattooed, but could never think of a good enough idea. Until now, mofug! I figure, a surprising number of people never notice that i’m missing an ear. I can’t hear very well, and they don’t realize. Hopefully this will help. And the rest of the people, who do notice it, they like to stare (or the [...]