Archives: December2006
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Voldemort vs the Santa Claus
Why do you think Santa Claus chose flying reindeer to pull his sleigh? That doesn’t sound like a good choice to me. If i was Santa, i would’ve used flying monkeys. Think about it. Flying monkeys would be awesome in the air. They have wings. They’ll probably be a lot faster. What do reindeer have? Magic? Fuck that. We all know well enough from watching Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings that there’s always counter-magic. What if Santa runs [...]
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Jam! I mean…
So i love being a network admin, and i love working for a place which is nice and laid back. I need to send out emails to everyone letting them know when shit is broken or fixed, and i’ve started to have fun with them. I’ve gotten an amazing response from it. Here’s some of the recent ones: FOURTH FLOORRiddle: I live in a closet. I make horrible noises, and I spit out ugly things. Who am I? If you [...]
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