Archives: May2006

• Wacky

  I find that, more often that i’m comfortable with, i have the theme song to Dr. Fad stuck in my head.

• Cucumber Fun

  Tasteless internet porn has corrupted my brain. I can’t go to a grocery store and watch a woman pay for a cucumber without wondering if she’s going to shove it up her twat that night.

• Revisited

  Frequently Asked Questions: Q: What the fuck? A: Apok has been very busy. For one, it’s a lot of work switching from third person to first person. Second, i’m switching jobs. As many of you don’t know, I work at many different clients as part of my job, one of which is CENTERSTAGE. CENTERSTAGE has the distinction of claiming me every other day since around September, and also being my only client that insists on being fully capitalized at all [...]