Archives: April2006

• I’m Sailing Awayyyy

  We interrupt your regular blogging from Apok to bring you a tale from M. Yes yes, I know, amazing that someone else blogged, isn’t it? I’ll try to live up to interesting blogs of yore, so be gentle with me. For those of you who don’t know, I currently work for my local Barnes and Noble bookstore. I started this job a few months ago and so far things are going great. One of the things I love about my [...]

• Two for a Dollar

  It is entirely impossible to buy just one apple pie from McDonald’s anymore. I have proven this theory to my wife – who was a naysayer until last night. If any of you successfully buys just one, please share the story of your triumph.

• Car Shit Revisited

  If you’re read my previous blog about my list of car issues, you won’t be surprised to hear this. Not half an hour after i wrote it, i left work and went out to my car to find one of my windows smashed in. It was parked in a relatively small, private parking garage. The lock and handle on the passenger side door were fucked up, and the window was completely smashed in. I had a PSP in the glovebox. [...]

• Automobullshit

  I completely have the worst luck with cars. I will recap. About a year and a half ago, i got my first parking ticket. Even though we don’t do residential often at my company, we do it every once in a while. I got assigned this one. She lived in a retirement condo. There wasn’t any parking, so i parked on the street. Plenty of other cars along with me. One of those two lane roads where everyone uses the [...]

• Apok is not a Pansy

  Usually neglectful of my yard, I woke up yesterday with an incredible urge to do lots of yardwork. 2 long days later, i mowed & trimmed (the first on my block), weeded, mulched, ripped out 2 beds of crappy looking herbs and old dirt, planted different color pansies, and planted 4 raspberry bushes in the backyard. The raspberry bushes are still just 6 inch tall sticks at the moment, but based on the picture on the package, i should be [...]