Archives: February2006

• Douchebaggery Through Time

  Remember when they’d ask that question in grade school? You know, if you had a time machine, where would you go and what would you do? Ten years late, i’ve got the best answer. I would go back 2000 years ago. I would use my advanced intellect to create a cult of personality around me. I would hail myself as a messiah. I would form armies, have a palace built, and load it with concubines. Hot ones with the boobs [...]

• Bu-pee-do

  Apokalypse000: i’m super awesome productive Apokalypse000: jealous much? Apokalypse000: i know it Apokalypse000: don’t try to play aloof with me SINs Apple: something like that Apokalypse000: because i will pee on you Apokalypse000: it is a little known bushdo code. dishonor over the internet results in getting peed on Apokalypse000: it was not practiced much back then, since the internet had not been actually invented yet Apokalypse000: but still, it was a tradition held fast to the bosoms of many [...]

• Dead Alive

  Historically, i’ve always wanted to be cremated. I think graveyards are a waste of space, and caskets are a waste of money. I’ve been thinking of reconsidering, though. If there was ever a toxic chemical spill, or global nuclear catastrophe, and the dead started rising from the graves, i’d want to be a part of that. In fact, if i was chilling in limbo or purgatory or whatever, and got wind that the dead were being reanimated for the sole [...]

• Jimmies

  So once again i got the proverbial bug up my ass and to satisfy the same need of moving furniture or changing my hair, i redesigned the old site. Many of you will probably think it odd that i would put the time and energy into a redesign when my blogs have been sporadic at best and my forum participation is laughable. Good question, of course, to which i can only answer that the Apok works in mysterious ways. I [...]

• SOUSETSU NO DOKURO

  New layout, motherfuckers.