Archives: January2006

• Goblet of Herpes

  This is kind of dated now, but fuck you, i’m cleaning out my old cellphone. Text messages while we were waiting in the theater for the latest Harry Potter. Me: Eat Voldemort’s even anal crust Sue: Lick hagrids crusty poop shoot Me: You love Mad Eye Mooney’s one eyed monster Sue: U eat dumbledore’s dirty dingle berries Me: You stuck a straw up Gringot’s starfruit and found chocolate milk Sue: U stuck your fingers in hermiones hoo-hoo beans and found [...]

• Catnapping

  My neighbors totally stole my cat! Long time readers and SDHQ visitors will remember our cat Zero. He was an anniversary present a few years back. He was the friendliest cat in town. He had much more of a dog personality than cat. You may not know, (mainly because i never blogged about it), but we dog-sat a few months ago. Late summer/early fall we watched a beast of a German Shepard named Angel for my mother-in-law’s asshole boyfriend. It [...]

• Caffiene-Free Apok

  In the absence of my blogs, Apok has been through many changes. November yielded a trip to Atlantic City. We lost about 3 bills on slots, but had a good time (although Caesar’s sucks asshole). Decemeber yielded a broken fridge, a Sears credit card, a new (awesome) fridge, a new mattress, and a Dyson. January has brought about something even better. Apok a month ago used to suck down energy drinks like soda, and suck down soda like water. (Apok [...]