She shakes me from a deep sleep. From beneath three layers of dream inebriation, i barely make out what she’s saying to me. “I smell gas.” I focus my eyes enough to read the alarm clock. Its 4 AM. I sigh and crawl out of bed. “I can smell it in the hallway. Its making me sick,” she says. Wanting nothing more than to go back to bed, i instintively try to convince her she’s full of shit, and she [...]