Archives: September2005

• Angel Hummers

  So, roadside memorials. I don’t get them. Yeah, yeah, i get it that people are sad because someone died, blah blah, and maybe they want to raise awareness by letting people know. Honestly, though, no one really give a shit. Any normal driver is going to drive by and comment about how other drivers are assholes, and they can’t believe how other people could be that careless. If anything, they cause more accidents, because its a big distraction driving on [...]

• Apok’s Got Back

  Winded from housecleaning, a tired Apok collapses on his couch. A four year old sneaks in, pats his belly several times, and shouts “CHUB-CHUBS.” I’ve made the jump from twenty-something to late-twenties somewhere between a while ago and i can’t remember when. This has affected many things. VH1 versus MTV. Energy drinks in mass quantities to stay alert. Increased urges for naptime. A losing battle with male pattern baldness. Most of all, added to my aneroxic frame- a gut and [...]