Archives: May2005

• Booger Carrier

  Have you ever reached up absently just to scratch your nose, and bring your finger back full of booger? And i’m talking about the good ones, too. With the hard, crunchy body, and the long, stringy fluids streaming off of it. And you weren’t prepared, so you don’t have any napkins or anything handy. And you don’t want to run to the bathroom halfway across the bulding with your hand held out, booger in tow, because people will notice and [...]