Archives: January2005

• Transgender Canine

  Another reason why Sue should not leave herself signed in to anything when i’m around. A conversation i had with our neighbor, posed as Sue. The patriots can lick my balls says: shut up biotch Sqwee says: nope The patriots can lick my balls says: i said yeah The patriots can lick my balls says: sue Sqwee says: motherfuck that in the anus The patriots can lick my balls says: ur gona fuck that in the anus Sqwee says: with [...]

• Fun with I-Pods and Lube

  Sqwee: i think i wiped my butt too hard and there’s an awful lot of blood. that’s not normal, is it? Sorrow: you have worms SINsApple: o.O Sqwee: no, nothing came out SINsApple: sounds like you have a tear in your anal tissue SINsApple: just be a little more gentle and make sure you clean the area really well in the shower Sorrow: I stand by it being worms… or you have a flesh eating bacteria Sqwee: well i haven’t [...]