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Georgia Peach
The Apok is going to Atlanta. For those of you not in the know, i enrolled in MCSE boot camp. I had to borrow money and i didn’t get my books till just a few days ago (which i have to read all eight before i go), roughly three weeks before classes start. So for the last few days, and the next two weeks, i’ve been quaranteed to my room. The only things to keep me company are my books, [...]
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Fear of a Drunk Planet
(Cast of characters: Me, Wife, Sqwee, our friend Meg, Snoop Dog, Korn, Linkin Park, Two Drunk Assholes) I looked up from the pit at Nissan Pavillion, and saw the D – O – Double G. Snoop was on stage, delivering his trademark laidback rap to a crowd of half drunk white kids from suburbia. This was the first time i’d seen a rap show live. Its a totally different beast than a metal show. Snoop paced back and forth across [...]
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Strawberry Jello and Grease
He reached into the fridge, and pulled out an oversized ziploc bag. Fish bait, Jim said. I was skeptical. He read off a list of ingredients, including grease and strawberry jello, but it looked more like he’d filled the bad with rats and taken a hammer to it. I, subtlely, took a step back, and casually glanced around to make sure there were no hammers in his reach. Into his car, which he apologized for smelling like an ass, and [...]
