Archives: December2003

• Melonballs

  So my cat got into a fight. Like, a really bad fight. Something took a chunk out of his neck. A chunk. It literally looks like someone took a melonballer and scooped a piece out. My cat is a big motherfucker, too, so i’m guessing a tiger or leopard or great white or something got into the neighborhood. And its infected, of course. So i was at the vet, and after he was shaved and scrubbed, i had to go [...]

• Walking papers

  Its bitch-fest time, people. So i’m probably losing my job soon. Gateway has been systematically moving everything to third party. Call centers, part warehouses, we don’t even build our computers ourselves anymore. And since most of what we sell now isn’t a computer, but rather plasma tvs, cameras, and other shit we can’t fix, the in-store service centers aren’t needed anymore either. Gateway just closed 22 service centers, 4 fucking weeks before Christmas, and my job has been modified just [...]