Archives: October2003

• Kittyface

  So today is our three year wedding anniversary. For those of you who don’t know us and hate us, we got married on Halloween. Three years ago. So, yeah. Anyway – Grace and Chuckie got us an anniversary gift: Video: 1010110 Video: Zerocat

• Superman

  Video from the Porkfry/Lauren weekend. We couldn’t stop watching it. Notice the end, as Porkfry gets wind of the Pork signal, and sees what danger is afoot. Its long, but worth it.

• Corpsefucking the Baby Jesus

  So i’m not opposed to these savings cards from grocery stores. I have two. They look cool, they save me money, and they make me feel like i’m in some sort of uber-elite food club. But they’re starting to take this shit a little too far. I walk into the grocery store, and they have this table set up. Behind a gate. With 7 foot tall stormtroopers of death ushering me toward the man in the green apron who says [...]

• Best weekend ever. The end.

  So we’re back up, finally. For those of you not in the know, i’ve been running skullzdotorg from my own server, using my own internet connection, for the past year or two. It was fine in the beginning, but the site got so busy that it was crapping out my bandwith and causing the site, plus my internet connection, to go down. Now, thanks to the fine Fuitadnet.com hosting, we’re up, and at full speed. No more guessing whether the [...]

• Videos for the Dumb

  More shit that no one thinks is funny! But i have no blog to write!! WATCH AS YOUR FAVORITE INTERNET CELEBRITIES EAT DINNER! WATCH AS APOK’S EAR TRIES TO CORPSEFUCK YOU!

• Child Abuse

  Fun with niece time! SAY IT! And also, for sale if interested. Packaged in glass container:

• Nosehair Clippers

  So what’s up with these Jews, people? Now don’t get me wrong, i got nothing against them. But honestly, they sure missed out when holidays were passed out. Can’t eat for a whole day? Ulcers are a big problem in America. Be part of the solution, man. Your stomach acids are getting angry. Angrier than God. And what happens if they vurp? You know, and a little piece of chicken comes up. Can they swallow that? And what about something [...]

• Middle School

  Two weeks away, people. So there i was, randomly searching the internet. Then i came across caoine.org. This site is like a magnet, i swear. I don’t know anyone who hasn’t read through the wacky adventures of emma at least once or twice. So i was smitten. Shortly after i became an avid reader, she joined the Hardnews camportal. For those of you who are new to the scene, Hardnews used to be like what the deathstar was for the [...]

• Hitler Handjob

  So i walk into my local grocery store, heading for the Halloween section. I long for the smell of latex and sugar, to feel at home. Funny, though, when i’m not greeted by mountains of tooth-rooting goodness, or rows of cheap makeup no one is ever going to wear. No. The cheaply made skeletons were retreating, and the candy corn was huddled together in a corner. And what did i see in their place? Stupid toys no one carse about, [...]