Archives: April2003

• Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits

  So we went to see George Carlin. This was very exiciting. The king of hatred and satire, he knows no limits. We arrive at the Lyric, one of Baltimore’s upscale theatres. The same place where we saw The Nutcracker a year earlier. The contrast between a classical ballet and seething wit was highly amusing. We go in, get past the crowd, and are ushered to our seats. We managed to get box seats, Box D to be specific. These were [...]

• It’s Electric!

  So why do so many people visit dead relatives at the cemetary on Easter? I drove by today, and there were tons of them, in their Easter dresses and sunday best. Do they really think all the dead people are going to hang around in a graveyard on Easter? I’m sure god’s throwing a party in heaven, and on Easter all the dead people are getting down with their bad selves and getting shitfaced and stoned, while jesus is the [...]

• Sincerely

  Signatures that bother me: Signatures with huge jpgs or gifs in them. Like the big ass banners. Advertising something once is ok. 47 times a day is annoying. Especially if it’s something i don’t care about. I do not care about your favorite band, or your website, and a big ugly graphic is going to make me care even less. If i loved your website that much, i’d be over your house checking it while i was sucking your dick [...]