Archives: December2002

• From the White Xmas Dept.

  In Maryland, its Christmas, and its snowing, bitches. Sucks to you!

• From the Making a List Dept.

  i have many pet peeves. i will list some because i can think of no other content. sleight of hand! 1. People that apologize for long posts. especially when the posts are only like 5 sentences. grow some balls, fuckheads. if people don’t want to participate in an actual conversation, let them skip your post and IM their buddy about how LOL THAT GUY IS DUMB. if people always abbreviated their thoughts, we’d still be churning butter and riding a [...]

• From the Kiling Time Dept.

  I am testing out a new layout. Some things change when revisited or refreshed. I have given you easter eggs in the winter. How delicious! This is the testing phase. If something doesn’t work, screw you. Also, please let me know. That is all.

• From the Kiling Time Dept.

  So i was shopping at the local Walmart, fueling the Christmas machine with my well-earned dollars. We were looking we were looking for storage containers for wrapping paper. You’d thing this stuff would be all over the place, it being christmas time. So we found them in two areas, both of them well over 15 feet up on a shelf. Have you tried finding help in a Walmart lately? After walking around for 10 minutes, the best i could find [...]

• From the Perpetual Motion Dept.

  Provided it was moving at the right speed, and you were the right weight, you could theoretically fall down an up escalator forever. Things that make you go hmmmm…

• From the GO GO GADGET Dept.

  Rrrivetmobile!

• From the Consumer Market Dept.

  Shopping shopping shopping! So i absolutely hate it when i have to work on holidays, so as a point, i do not shop on holidays. I will not shop on Black Friday because its a mindless money-driven day where retail employees needlessly get to work at ass o’clock and don their smocks and nametags to sell the Land Before Time Part 46 for half price – but only from 6 till 9 am! Its a testament to the real god [...]