Archives: June2002

• From the Ultra-Heavy Beat Dept.

  So the evening begins. 5 of the SkullzDotCrew pile into a car with one destination: the KMFDM show. One hour drive ahead of us, to the nation’s crime capital, DC. On the way we spot 2 cops cars pulled over, detaining one 12 year old wearing a powder blue polo shirt. Must’ve been some dangerous kid. What is this? Is this a new gang i haven’t heard of yet? Is powder blue a new gang color? “Yo, bitch, watch out, [...]

• From the Egads Dept.

  Have you ever been sitting in the dark, with only the tv or monitor on? And you’ve been sitting so long that your foot falls asleep? And its so dark that not only can you not feel it, but you can’t see it either? And you’re afraid to reach down and touch it because you know touching your foot while its asleep makes it hurt longer, and you’re also kind of afraid that you might reach down and there may [...]

• From the Ripley’s Dept.

  Asian people are a race of gods. So i order chinese food from a cool szechuan place up in Timonium last night. Its that good that i drive 20 minutes just to pick it up. I order, and its a younger girl with not much of an accent who takes my order. And they’re so apologetic, as if, when she tells me that its going to be 15 minutes, that this wait is an eternity. Shit, i could wait 15 [...]