Archives: April2002

• From the Rrrrrivet Dept.
• From the CONDIMENT Dept.

  Why is it, everytime you get one of those prepackaged napkin/fork/knife things, they insist on putting salt and pepper in there? And then your fork smells like pepper. Then you smell like pepper. Like, all day. Grr that urks me.

• From the LIVING DEAD Dept.

  And so the road trip began with a pit stop to Best Buy where we picked up a copy of Rob Zombie’s newest cd Sinister Urge, as well as Guns n Roses’ Appetite for Destruction, for some classic driving goodness. From Baltimore to Camden, New Jersey, with directions neatly printed on parchment paper. I must say, never trust directions from the internet. Sadly, we will keep going back to them, because we are after all geeks.Fun in the car: Katie [...]

• From the DENIED Dept.

  So the day was to go: pick up Rob at 8:30, be at Mike’s at 9, be uder the tattoo gun for about 8 hours, then finish the day off with crabs. I was to finally get my skullz shaded in. I knew the day was not to be right when i didn’t get in the shower till 8:30, and out the door till 9. Leaving a message on Mike’s answering machine, i sped down the road as fast as [...]

• DOWN with AOL

  So i found this actually by accident. This client, let’s call him “Client DORK,” runs a cheesy website from his laptop. He codes, writes weird crap, and i think even viruses, not sure. This is a screen shot from his free site run off cjb: Ohh, sorry buddy, did you hate AOL so much that you had to install 3 copies?

• OMG He’s A Genius!!

  I love the term “Computer Genius.” Think about how many times you’ve heard it. “Oh, my boyfriend, he’s just a computer genius doncha know,” or “Yeah, my friend’s kid, he’s a super computer genius, he can hack into all that data stuff and all.” Somehow, its managed to become a socially acceptable term, though it doesn’t mean anything. Its basically just someone who knows more than you. Clients come in all the time saying “Oh, its gotta be something hard, [...]

• Aight Blah

  As of last Saturday, I’ve been making campics for one year! Woohoo! But, like, no one got me a cake. I would prefer an ice cream cake. With icing skullz. Thank you. Have you been to Humans for Sale yet? They give you a worth if you were to be sold. I am worth $2.282 million. I sure am lucky Ebay has some rules about stuff like that, or your dear and humble narrator would be packing his bags, and [...]

• Colored Rabbit Poop

  So its hot, then its cold, then its hot, then its cold. It being so hot before, that i turned off the boiler, mainly because our BGE bill is $5,000 a month and we turn it off as early as we can. So of course, the cocktease Mother Nature gives us some more cold weather this morning. I just can’t take this constant back and forth – i think i’m gonna need weather counseling. Although the coming of summer means [...]

• Antique

  More fun from client mishaps! This computer actually still booted.