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		<title>Smelling of my stink</title>
		<description><![CDATA[How&#8217;s it going, skullzdotorg?  So yeah, my dadblog&#8216;s been going pretty good.  Better than you ever have.  Jealous?  Yeah you better be.  You&#8217;ve been sitting here in a dark corner of the internet, sad, alone, buttraped by facebook and twitter, and i&#8217;ve been living it up in the sun, making out with kneedeepinkids where the fame and the ladies fall out of the sky like an expensive, sexy rain.  I&#8217;m surprised you&#8217;re still here, blog.  I&#8217;m surprised  you haven&#8217;t hung [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://skullz.org/?p=264</link>
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		<title>Come play with us forever</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Is this thing still on?  Oh skullzdotorg, how i&#8217;ve mistreated you in the past. Too bad that&#8217;s not about to change! For those of you who are facebook friends with me, you&#8217;ll know that i knocked  up my old lady.  Not only that, but she&#8217;s got twins!  At present, she&#8217;s at 15 weeks.  We&#8217;re chugging along just fine. Anywho, i started another blog, one where i don&#8217;t say fuck or shit much.  It&#8217;s a dad blog.  I actually found this [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://skullz.org/?p=256</link>
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		<title>2008, in memoriam</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Do i usually write one of those &#8216;this is what i did last year&#8217; blogs?  I don&#8217;t remember.  I guess i could look back at my archives, but, fuck that, that&#8217;s like 3 whole hyperlinks to go through.  Whatever. People are always so hard on the previous year.  They&#8217;re always like, &#8216;last year was miserable,&#8217; or &#8216;that year sucked, i hope this one is better!&#8217;  or &#8216;boo hoo, 2008 anally raped me!&#8217;  I think we&#8217;ve all got to make the most [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://skullz.org/?p=254</link>
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		<title>Earglobes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Shit that amuses me: When the kid blurts out stuff that&#8217;s not quite right.  Like Earglobe.  Like, what?  How would that even work? And scarecrow.  She says, scarecrow.  And we&#8217;re like, what?  And then she undoes the straps on her shoes.  Velcro.  What if her shoes really did act as scarecrows?  If birds scattered everytime she ran through a field.  If crows cawed anytime she put on her shoes.  Could be a hot item for farmers&#8217; daughters.  When people say &#8216;I&#8217;ll keep [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://skullz.org/?p=253</link>
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		<title>One more gift</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One more thing that i&#8217;ve received:  the shingles.  Seriously.  I had no clue what this was a week ago, even though everyone else around me seems to.  I associated it in my mind with rickets or scurvy, but i&#8217;ve been eating my fruit, and i haven&#8217;t taken month long trips on the Nina, the Pinta, or the Santa Maria lately.  Neither am i a pirate.  (That pretty much sums up my old disease knowledge, except i know a little something [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://skullz.org/?p=252</link>
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		<title>Things i&#8217;ve received.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been an exciting and eventful however long it&#8217;s been since i&#8217;ve blogged last, which i suppose i could just look at the date of the last entry, but that&#8217;s not on the same screen that i&#8217;m on right now, so you&#8217;ll just have to deal. This is a blog about things i&#8217;ve received. I received a red stripe on my belt. As you&#8217;ll recall, i&#8217;ve been taking Taekwondo. You get stripes (colored electrical tape) on your belt once you [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://skullz.org/?p=247</link>
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		<title>I have leprosy.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Are you totally excited? I am. I finally got some new ink. It&#8217;s been, like, 100 years. I&#8217;ve always wanted to get my &#8220;ear&#8221; tattooed, but could never think of a good enough idea. Until now, mofug! I figure, a surprising number of people never notice that i&#8217;m missing an ear. I can&#8217;t hear very well, and they don&#8217;t realize. Hopefully this will help. And the rest of the people, who do notice it, they like to stare (or the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://skullz.org/?p=246</link>
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		<title>Happy Easter</title>
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		<link>http://skullz.org/?p=243</link>
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		<title>Obligatory Five Month Recap</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s amazing &#8211; i really haven&#8217;t blogged since August.  What the fuck was that?  When i first started this, it&#8217;d be uncommon for a week to go by without some lame, inane post about my closet or stepping in dogwater.  I&#8217;m probably totally rusty know, and i&#8217;ll come off sounding like your 12 year old cousin who just got himself a livejournal. August was a big month.  That&#8217;s when we started the whole niece-raising.  I guess i was hesitant to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://skullz.org/?p=241</link>
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		<title>Forums</title>
		<description><![CDATA[BTW for those of you who aren&#8217;t Lachrymose and Valrik, i got new forums up, albeit ugly.]]></description>
		<link>http://skullz.org/?p=240</link>
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